I Am An Arm's Dealer,
Fitting You with weapons in the form of words.
I'm a no goodnick lower middle class brat
And I don't give a shit about nothin'.
I'm the son of rage and love
The Jesus of Suburbia
I'm rougher than the rest of them, the best of them.
Tougher than leather.
I Put the metal to your face like Dr. Doom
But I'm really just a sensative artist
Perpetrated like I am the hardest
And I'm so much cooler online.
I like talking about you, you, you usually
But occasionally I wanna talk about me.
I am the "Who" when you call "Who's there?"
Am I retarded or am I just overjoyed?
I'm not your bro.
So don't say it
I'm a winner
I'm a god damn sinner
I'm the king of catastrophes
But I Get by with a little help from my friends
I fear no evil for thou art within me
I'm not cool and I'll never be
I Just Wanna be a Rock Star
And I will never be your unemployed boyfriend.
I'll be there when your heart stops beating
And when your last breath is taken away.
I must confess one more dusty road
Could be just a road too long.
My scars remind me that the past is real
and the future freaks me out
I am still a skeptic, yes you know me.
I'm not the perfect guy
My dog would rather play fetch by himself.
I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain.
I'll be your best kept secret and your biggest mistake
But I'll never be your monkey wrench
I believe in a thing called love
And I am the Walrus.
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
But I'm pretty fly for a white guy
I wish I was strong, I wish I was honest
And I Just wanna have something to do.
I may be a loser.. But I Don't have much to lose
I don't care if you don't care.
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
I rock to fast for love
I'm footloose in my velcrow shoes
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
and I'm in too deep.
I've never been to Boston in the fall
I wanna love you.
But I want to be sedated.
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
and I don't ever wanna act my age
I Am, I'm all of me.
And if you're hearing what I'm saying
Then I want you to say "I'm gay!"
*trudges on by tossing a bunch of "Koopa Kingdom" fliers into the air*
Come on down and join the Koopa Kingdom! It's the place to be if you're a devoted fan of the might King Bowser! All those hip with the Koopa Kingdom has gotta join this club! it's the chance of a lifetime. All those that join will receive a generous token of Koopa Kingdom pride...
Oh hey, go check out my Youtube channel!posted Jun 4th 2010, 11:44PM
Oh hey, I know, I've died recently but if you wish to keep up with my happenings, go check out the Youtube video me and my friends made for super nerdy stuff like Pokemon Battles, Let's Plays, Reviews and what not! http://www.youtube.com/user/AdamantDitto
Also, follow me on Deviantart as it's not as shitty as Sheezy is now. http://t3hteeks.deviantart.com/