I Am An Arm's Dealer,
Fitting You with weapons in the form of words.
I'm a no goodnick lower middle class brat
And I don't give a shit about nothin'.
I'm the son of rage and love
The Jesus of Suburbia
I'm rougher than the rest of them, the best of them.
Tougher than leather.
I Put the metal to your face like Dr. Doom
But I'm really just a sensative artist
Perpetrated like I am the hardest
And I'm so much cooler online.
I like talking about you, you, you usually
But occasionally I wanna talk about me.
I am the "Who" when you call "Who's there?"
Am I retarded or am I just overjoyed?
I'm not your bro.
So don't say it
I'm a winner
I'm a god damn sinner
I'm the king of catastrophes
But I Get by with a little help from my friends
I fear no evil for thou art within me
I'm not cool and I'll never be
I Just Wanna be a Rock Star
And I will never be your unemployed boyfriend.
I'll be there when your heart stops beating
And when your last breath is taken away.
I must confess one more dusty road
Could be just a road too long.
My scars remind me that the past is real
and the future freaks me out
I am still a skeptic, yes you know me.
I'm not the perfect guy
My dog would rather play fetch by himself.
I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain.
I'll be your best kept secret and your biggest mistake
But I'll never be your monkey wrench
I believe in a thing called love
And I am the Walrus.
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
But I'm pretty fly for a white guy
I wish I was strong, I wish I was honest
And I Just wanna have something to do.
I may be a loser.. But I Don't have much to lose
I don't care if you don't care.
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
I rock to fast for love
I'm footloose in my velcrow shoes
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
and I'm in too deep.
I've never been to Boston in the fall
I wanna love you.
But I want to be sedated.
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
and I don't ever wanna act my age
I Am, I'm all of me.
And if you're hearing what I'm saying
Then I want you to say "I'm gay!"